Cute Survivor Joke

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Next Survivor Show

6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1
car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
dance classes.

There is no access to fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids
are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV
between them and there is no remote.

The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves, either while driving or
while making four lunches.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after
their sick children at 3:00 A.M; make an Indian hut model
with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and
get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on
performance.

The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be
intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over
and over again for the next 18-25 years - eventually
earning the right to be called "Mother."